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the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."


"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009
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