the single most amazing red-headed girl to walk the face of this earth. she can make the rain to into small balls of fire. she is all of the following.
amazing, funny, gorgeous, better than Amie, all around epic girl that everybody should get to know.
also my best friend so HAH :DD
amazing, funny, gorgeous, better than Amie, all around epic girl that everybody should get to know.
also my best friend so HAH :DD
by ickyvicky117 July 26, 2011
Martha is hot
by Random.person.... April 8, 2018
Martha is a beautiful gorgeous blonde girl usually having a bunch of tattoos. Very petite and very kind and loving. A Martha will help you if you are ever in need and is very giving!! A Martha try’s very hard and never gives up. Totally a strong and very smart person with a great personality and lovely voice . She loves her family and her close friends. Martha has a huge heart and is loved by anyone that really gets to know her. Always up for a night out on the town but also loves to stay in and chill. Martha’s are hard workers and like to gamble. Martha’s also like Diamonds , Louis Vuitton and grilled cheese! 🤗
Hey see that girl over there at the casino slot she is Martha !!
Yeah she is so hot and has great taste and a great personality for sure!!
Yeah she is so hot and has great taste and a great personality for sure!!
by ♦️Royalflush♦️ December 21, 2021
Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre
Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-
Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks
Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there
Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre
Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-
Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks
Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there
Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!
by kaistudio February 15, 2022
Martha is a funny girl. She is very dirty minded but very hilarious. You guys need a martha in your life. She is also very rude. She will try to hurt you if you get on her nerves. She is going to kill me.
by Martharude January 25, 2019