diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd

Looks like he got dissed

by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022

dissed

means ur weird or fucked up

yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit
bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here

by lkdkenenrjrnt November 14, 2021

disse nødder

Danish slang for "you look very pretty today"

Person 1: "disse nødder"
Person 2: "du lukker bare bøtten mand"

by Hannah disse nødder November 11, 2022

Dissed & dismissed

After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on

Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back?
Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding.
Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!

by Kkengleberry November 25, 2019

doing a diss

Variation on "diss", to diss something

A student doing a diss on antebellum lit tells me that one may never use the word "master."

by mikesand6688 August 3, 2023