couple goals

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling

random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’

demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’

random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’

by batty boy thick June 12, 2023

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan

damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them

by aznsmug January 31, 2022

paige and ronald couple

Paige and ronald coupled

Paige and Ronald coupled together are two sex savages and soulmates that fuck hard and love harder.

by Whiskerbuscuit December 7, 2019

couple-nother

At least two more drinks

I'm going to have to have a couple-nother before spending time around my ex

by guerillacollective July 6, 2018

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow August 5, 2015

Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.

Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple

by Knert March 7, 2016