At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
by TeamTrainWreck March 16, 2021
A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.
“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”
by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021
Baby Plum is a typically low-difficulty boss from The Binding of Isaac.
Baby Plum is typically very easily defeated, but due to it's ability to spew dozens upon dozens of projectiles, it can prove overwhelming in combat, especially during a boss rush or duo boss fight.
Baby plum is a large red sphere with tiny rounded stumps for limbs and little bug wings on it's back, topped off by a gleeful expression and a buck tooth.
Baby Plum is typically very easily defeated, but due to it's ability to spew dozens upon dozens of projectiles, it can prove overwhelming in combat, especially during a boss rush or duo boss fight.
Baby plum is a large red sphere with tiny rounded stumps for limbs and little bug wings on it's back, topped off by a gleeful expression and a buck tooth.
by Soniccarcrashsim February 17, 2023
My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.
by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019
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