A pretty, humid, and exciting city in South Florida that has much diversity and culture. Miami is also best-known for being the Disneyland for party animals (South Beach).
by Kyle January 29, 2005
The Havanaof America
by xxkellygreen September 23, 2008
miami has the best nightlife...the best clubs.....the best beaches and its freakin awesome. oh and we got taken over by cubans.
by bahama mama242 May 27, 2009
1)Miami = place the rest of the country/ world wishes they could live
2)Miami = very few people know how to properly drive, yet everyone will talk to you as if they are experts
3)Miami = so much stuff to do that you don't know where to begin
4)Miami = coolest city in Florida
5)Miami = everyone wants a Republican in office to lower taxes on the rich, to then blame tax increases on the Democrats who don't have anything to do with local politics
6)Miami = better than your city
2)Miami = very few people know how to properly drive, yet everyone will talk to you as if they are experts
3)Miami = so much stuff to do that you don't know where to begin
4)Miami = coolest city in Florida
5)Miami = everyone wants a Republican in office to lower taxes on the rich, to then blame tax increases on the Democrats who don't have anything to do with local politics
6)Miami = better than your city
1)Man, I'm going to Miami this summer!
2)(Driving at 80mph, talking to you on a cell phone) Man, I'm on the Palmetto, and let me tell you people are idiots! They're indicating and swerving left and right through their lanes; hold on, I have to cut-off 4 cars to get off on this exit
3) A) What are you doing tonight?
B) Concert, football game, movies, beach, clubs, friend's getty, or trip to the keys?? TOO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM!
4) (Teenager in Pensacola) Man, I wish we were more Miami-ish. (Redneck father, playing banjo) Wudjuw sai? Gadamnit, if ya wuna leive, den wuhy dun'tcha? Gudfo nutin' udiot!
5)I just can't believe we don't have a sufficient number of police officers, fire rescue, and staff at Jackson Memorial Hospital! I must call Nigel on his GPS-Satellite phone, he's in Barbados for the weekend, Timothy. Hello, Nigel, can you believe those Democrats in Washington screwed us over again? No, no I'm not drunk. No, no I'm not in the helicopter. Okay, now I'm in the helicopter. Talk to you tomorrow.
6) Miami is so much better than us (said by resident of any other city).
2)(Driving at 80mph, talking to you on a cell phone) Man, I'm on the Palmetto, and let me tell you people are idiots! They're indicating and swerving left and right through their lanes; hold on, I have to cut-off 4 cars to get off on this exit
3) A) What are you doing tonight?
B) Concert, football game, movies, beach, clubs, friend's getty, or trip to the keys?? TOO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM!
4) (Teenager in Pensacola) Man, I wish we were more Miami-ish. (Redneck father, playing banjo) Wudjuw sai? Gadamnit, if ya wuna leive, den wuhy dun'tcha? Gudfo nutin' udiot!
5)I just can't believe we don't have a sufficient number of police officers, fire rescue, and staff at Jackson Memorial Hospital! I must call Nigel on his GPS-Satellite phone, he's in Barbados for the weekend, Timothy. Hello, Nigel, can you believe those Democrats in Washington screwed us over again? No, no I'm not drunk. No, no I'm not in the helicopter. Okay, now I'm in the helicopter. Talk to you tomorrow.
6) Miami is so much better than us (said by resident of any other city).
by Juanito Papitolindo May 28, 2005
A beautiful exotic city in South Florida.. Home of the rich and famous and also home to bums and prostitutes.. Miami is known for its wild nightlife, beautiful people, flashy cars, bums who stand on the street corners with signs begging for your cash flow especially on Biscayne blvd, and also to some loud CUBANS..
Lets go show off in Miami Beach tonight... Let me call my girl Veronica who i haven't spoken to since last year.. she works at Mansion.. she could probably get us in tonight...
(this person is a typical user) these people need be stabbed..
(this person is a typical user) these people need be stabbed..
by Betty boo May 8, 2007
Possibly my favorite City. Nicknamed M.I.A, It is a tight place in Florida, hot beaches and even hotter women, good night life, has ghettos and places with million dollar mansions. Has delicous food and good resturants. A lot of Cubans and Ricans but that really doesn't matter unless your racist. By the way this is a definiton from a Jersey boy so that shows most people from the North have love for the South too.
Person 1: Damnnn M.I.A has a lot of dimes
Me: Yeah Miami women are hot, same with the beaches, clubs, and a lot of other things in the City.
Me: Yeah Miami women are hot, same with the beaches, clubs, and a lot of other things in the City.
by Boss Tycoon October 14, 2007
Worst fucking city in the world full of dumbasses and hoes, Herpes, and AIDS. If you live in miami you should get the fuck out of there.
by floridafuckingsucksdic December 20, 2020