A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."
"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
by Anonomystical March 19, 2009
When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.
Kirkland is the Costco brand.
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.
Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
by Ae5Ea8 September 11, 2016
A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.
by Wataxnay November 21, 2010
Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.
That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.
by Itsnotme June 12, 2007
the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.
today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.
by St. Petersburg February 5, 2007
Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
by Ae5Ea8 February 20, 2016
by billy bob the 2nd March 31, 2011