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Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.
New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!
Kirkland, WA by Wataxnay November 23, 2010
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Kirkland, WA

a suburb of Seattle that is freakin' awesome and is east of Seattle
Bellevue, Rose hill, Clyde hill, Kirkland, Wa

Kirkland Purified Water 

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
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