An expensive device with many flaws.
I regret ever buying this abomination known as Zune.
by There is no god October 8, 2007
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Newb software that was created to try and compete with the IPOD and got completely butt raped in the process
Fuck I need to buy something that is a cheap piece of shit!

Go buy a Zune
by L-white July 11, 2008
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A shitty ass failed attempt at Microsoft to cry and beat the apple iPod. Hass Wi-Fi for you can "Squirt" songs to the other 2 Zune users in the world, and the songs you get from others are only 3 days or 3 Plays and it's gone. It has Radio, but thats not why you get damn MP3 players. It has a big screen to compensate for it's shitty colors and over bearing DRM.
Zune User:"Hey dude, wanna Squirt?"
Other guy:"Sorry im not into gay sex"

Zune User:"Ha Ha I have a Zune, I can Squirt songs to other Zune owners"
iPod User:"Good luck finder other 2 Zune users"
by John McSailorman May 16, 2008
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Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.

Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.

In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.
The Zune is great brand of MP3 players, but has failed to catch on and defeat the iPod.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 27, 2011
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I just bought my zune and it immediately disintegrated than spontaneously combusted. I hear it happens a lot. Piece of crap.
by Kawasaki9800 June 13, 2008
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A portable multimedia player made by the Microsoft Corporation, built as the main competitor for Apple's "iPod."

The Zune has received generally positive reviews, but is often overshadowed by the iPod.
Zune MP3 players come in all different sizes, ranging from 4GB to 120GB of storage space.

The recently released Zune HD has a 3.3 inch OLED touch screen and comes in 16GB, 32GB, and 64GB models.
by glork June 30, 2010
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To have sex, any insertion of the dick to the motherfukin twat ya diggz
I zuned the shit out of that fuckin tight ass pussy

I wanna zune that phat ass butt
by InfamousWill April 4, 2008
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