Urban Dictionary: Zoner

Zoner

Combination of zipper and boner
When your zipper forms into a boner like way
giving you a zoner.
When turned at a 69 degree angle zoners are quite likely

Satchel: woah you look like you have a total woody right now, your bulge is pultruding
Jon Donners: no i don't have a dick, thats just my zoner

by JohnPhillipDonners January 23, 2009

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a condition which arises when an individual is so 'in the zone', they cannot help but have a megahuge boner.

michael phelps was sporting a zoner during the beijing olympics.

by poot12 December 28, 2008

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A zipper boner.

Jill: omg do u have a boner?!
Sam: no its my zipper I swear! Its a zoner, not a boner!!

by chicken fagina August 19, 2009

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a boner you get in the middle of class when you stop paying attention and let your mind wander

-Can you come up to the board and write your answer?
-Oh, uhhh. I can't
-why not?
-well i was just daydreaming and now i have a pretty stark zoner.

by The Arsenator October 16, 2009

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It's like a boner you get in your sleep.

I woke up with a zzzzzzoner.

by turdmasterdarren January 22, 2012

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zoner: related to the common term, boner, is used when ur zipper on your jeans, jacket, ect. is sticking up.

friend 1: i think you zipper likes me.
friend 2: wtf? y would my zipper like you?
friend 1: because its having a zoner!!!

by chargerlvrbroncohatr November 22, 2009

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See wordThe Zone/word

Coopersville is a Zoner

by The Zone September 01, 2003

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