Zombie Face 

A face made when high in which the eyes are stuck in a lifeless stare and the mouth is open in an "O" shape.

You Just made the zombie face for 5 minutes straight, you're as high as a fucking kite!

Zombie Face by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010

Zombie face 

The, often ridiculous, look on anyone's face while having an orgasm

When Jenna cums, she gets this fucked up zombie face.

Zombie face by DonDee April 9, 2005

Zombie face 

Zombie Face - bust a nut on girls face, let it hardin, thats a zombie face.

1. girl give u head
2. bust nut on her face
3.let it hardin
4. make her scare people
5.Zombie Face!

Zombie face by p. notch December 26, 2005

Facebook Zombie 

A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.

Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*

Facebook Zombie by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010

Facebook Zombie 

Any person, who updates or checks their Facebook or Twitter status so frequently and habitually, that they may even continue to do so even after becoming a member of the undead.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.

It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.

Signs you may be a Facebook Zombie include.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.

You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.

Facebook Zombie by Web Wordsmith January 26, 2014

Facebook zombie 

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.

"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."

Facebook zombie by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013

Facebook zombie 

Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.

1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.

Facebook zombie by 4nic8er November 2, 2017