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Simply the coolest most helpful person ever.

Super awesome.
Hey guys I just met a girl named Zolayla and it was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.
Zolayla by uthnar January 9, 2011
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Craziest person on the whole planet. Funny, cool and kind.You'll be lucky to meet a Zalah
She is so funny, she must be a Zalah
zalah by AwesomeMe511 December 28, 2015
This type of woman is :hard to find, kind hearted ,naturally beautiful,very rare ,a great partner and a great lover
Dude look it's a Zelah

I want one !!!
Zelah by Singing_2077 November 11, 2016
Beautiful. The name translates to both "servant of God" and to the aurora lights better known as the northern lights!!
Person#1:who is that?
Person#2:that's Zoyah
Person#1:she's gorgeous
Zoyah by Sweet and Savy December 9, 2020
It is the best girl ever you will meet. She is cheerful, nice, gorgeous, cute and humble. She loves animals, especially dogs. She is always in a good mood and she share her happiness with her friends and familiars. She is so always sleepy, but she can kick your ass playing ball. She loves food, especially Spanish food, such as Jamon Serrano or Spanish Tortilla. She is perfect.
Boy 1 - Have you ever met Zola?
Boy 2 - No, but people told me that she is gorgeous
Zola by cuteguy April 14, 2015
An internet robot, like smarterchild who is not fun to talk to very much.

She'll say stupid things and repeat herself a lot.
ScreenameHere: I hope you know what you're doing.
ZolaOnAOL: Don't worry about it, I Have A Huge Erection.

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ScreennameHere: Tight pants!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS.
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: Abercrombie tight pants
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT. PANTS!!!!!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: What brand?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT ABERCROMBIE PANTS
ZolaOnAOL: What kind of pants?
ScreennameHere: TIGHT.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. How was your weekend?