by TheZodiacKillerIsTedCruz April 19, 2016
The zodiac killer was a man in the 60s-70s that went on a murdering spree.
The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016
The zodiac killer is also Ted Cruz the running candidate for president of 2016
by Heyguysmynameispseudinym March 13, 2016
Dummy thicc with 80000000000 c's
As seen in the opening scene of "Awakening the zodiac" when the zodiac killer is stabbed in the leg but he is to thicc to feel it
by Foxytheboss663 December 31, 2019
by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016
Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016
"Woah you know that presidential candidate Ted Cruz? I heard he's the Zodiac Killer."
Texas republican Donald Trump
Texas republican Donald Trump
by LeninsCat April 09, 2016