Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL July 4, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz its obviously the Zodiac Killer...

by Ahoeness August 6, 2016

Zodiac Killer

ted cruz

knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer

by simplymemelogical May 13, 2016

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

I'm Ted Cruz, the zodiac killer.

by Sanji_The_Prince June 11, 2016

Zodiac Killer

my dad i think.

Mom? Why is there a dead body under dad's bed? Is he the Zodiac Killer?

by PussyfootedHoe69 December 9, 2019

Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz: I am not the Zodiac Killer
Media: Omg ted cruz is teh zodiac killur #tediszodiackillerconfirmed

by Randomfart4 June 3, 2016

Zodiac Killer

A murderer from the seventies

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer

by WaywardPrincess May 30, 2016