Zhongli pronounced as john lee is a geo daddy dilf with a big dong schlong i want him to rail me . Hottest character in genshin impact will no even try to steal your girl or boy . The reason why most female players started genshin and he has a fat ass
reason why i am always horny
reason why i am always horny
by GOJOIST May 16, 2021
Zhongli is the most mouth drooling, attractive, hottest, scrumptious, juicest, peggable, fuckable, jerk-offable, yummy, thick, wet, loveable, beautiful, fine, handsome, sexiest hottest man alive.
If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
If you don’t have any attraction towards this man even if it’s just a LITTLE bit then are you ok? Do you need a doctor? Remember the ER is always available.
Keqing: “Yo Ganyu”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”
Ganyu: “Yeah of course”
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah”
Ganyu: “Yeah?”
Keqing: “You think Zhongli looks peggable?”
Ganyu: “Yeah of course”
Keqing:”Wanna peg him together?”
Ganyu: “Fuck yeah”
by A unique name October 5, 2021
Zhongli is the God of Contracts who values fairness over everything else. He is the oldest archon and, despite his decision to retire, is able to still easily hold his own in combat.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021
hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.
"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line
by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022
Holy moly i Don't even know how to explain how hot this man is
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
Person 1: have you heard about that geo character in genshin impact? He's so hot as fuck
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
by miugetitig November 23, 2021
1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick
2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock
5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock
5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022
by Zhongli'spersonalfleshlight March 24, 2022