1 definition by Bus5sucks

Zeph

The act of hanging one's self with the saggy ball sack of an old man by stuffing the testicles inside the mouth and wrapping the remainder of the sack around one's neck, leaving just enough to be able to hang, until asphyxiation is achieved. The word can be applied to situations or people that make one want to commit this act.

"This line is such a zeph, we've been waiting here for hours."

"You're such a zeph."

by Bus5sucks October 19, 2014