Zaven

a sexy soccer player

Friend 1: i wish i was zaven

Friend 2: you're short and fat you cant be zaven

by GotLavash November 2, 2011

Zaven

Zaven is a cute and a idiot. He never will respond to your texts and will always ditch you no matter who you are. Zaven will never call you back when he says I’ll be right back

Zaven:wait I’ll call you back

Never call you back

by Raffithefortnitegamer818213 June 22, 2018

zaven

The act of starting an assignment the day it was due, and handing it in 5 minutes before the absolute final deadline. The mark however is not reflective of the rush, and always ends up being 100%.

Usually pertaining to Java programming and entails one or more all-nighters. Behavior frequently exhibited by select Grade 11 students.

Dylan: Yo i totally zaven'd my project man.
Zaven: me too!
Teacher (giving back marks): You both got 100%. Congratulations.

Tom: I should start zavening my projects, because i start a month ahead and do steady paced work however do not get 100%.
Zaven: That's the spirit!

by iGotABwner February 24, 2008

zaven

a short fat chode that tries to be athletic

this fuckin zaven cant touch no rim hes 5-4 240.

ayo look at this zaven it takes him 24 minutes to run a mile.

by Griff July 1, 2004

The Dirty Zaven

The act of having gay sex and pooping in someone’s mouth and then calling someone a dirty Zaven and then give them a golden shower

I wanna make you my The Dirty Zaven

by Boogashay January 20, 2022

zaven

zaven is a very nice and handsome guy. he makes people laugh, has good style, and listens to dope music. we all love zavens!

mala: who is that cute guy with the valentino on?

thalia: oh that’s just zaven.

by talsthebest November 5, 2022

Zaven nenejian

Hairy bloke who does wines in the bathroom, has good dwip and kicks it in wingwood.

God your doodle is hairy, it reminds me of zaven nenejian!

by flamin nora March 23, 2022