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Zamned

Zamned similar to the word "owned".
Originated in Panamoka.
see ex.
Say you beat up some one.

"He Got Zamned"
meaning he got owned.

Zamn-to own
"Im going to Zamn tonight"

Zamning- "i was Zamning in basketball today"
by Hot K@RRl March 8, 2009
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Zayned

When a friend leaves you and you don't want to believe it.
"So, are you and her still friends?"

"I don't think so. She zayned me."
by allwaswell March 29, 2015
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Zayned

This is another inside joke in the one direction fandom, it was used after 25 March 2015, the day Zayn left. People use it as another term for leaving or saying that they gotta go
"Brb, imma zayn"

"Whoopsies, time to zayn"

"I gotta Zayn like how Zayn zayned"
by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021
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Zanedin

The biggest bitch and minecraft nerd who would dog you just to build a virtual farm with slaves.
oh shit here comes zanedin.
by GAMINGGOLEM January 13, 2022
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Zaned

1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.

2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.

3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."

4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
1. "Did i just get zaned?"
2. "I just got zaned"
3. "You totally just zaned me."
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
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Zained

(v)To flip someone else's backpack; To Turn someone else's backpack inside out, put all belongings back in, and zip it up.
Phil: Aww man, I got Zained today!

Greg: I totally Zained this kids backback!
Stew: Sweet dude!
by Hillery D October 6, 2006
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Zamnder

A Zamder
Someone who scores hattricks every match
by Zanroid February 9, 2023
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