High end of the pedo food chain. Every other child molester bows down to the formidable force that is Zak and his juvenile loving cock. Do not underestimate his ability to lick the rim of a 12 year old.
He was prancing around that playground like a right Pedo Zak.
by Langfail July 25, 2016
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A fucking outrageously hot and stinky poo that burns your asshole so much that you end up having to get an operation. IT IS DEADLY
OMG I had a Dirty Zak for two weeks and my bum is itchy
by ItchyA$$hole July 21, 2020
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"Hey, did you see Ghost Adventures last night?"
"Yeah, sometimes the only reason I watch that show is to see Zak Bagans"
by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 31, 2010
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the act of shaving a bald spot into one's hair while the rest of their hair is very long
Look he fell asleep lets do a bald Zak on him
by tiredpersonn December 3, 2021
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A goon.

Someone who's always caring.
Someone who hates fighting.
A player.
Somewhat swoll.
Someone who's active.
Someone who would make a good boyfriend.
Lazy.
A pothead.
Someone who's up for new things but does stupid stuff.
Someone who you love.
Zak Vandiver is a goon.
by Blazekhalifa March 30, 2011
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The SEXIEST ghost hunter alive!He actually belives in the paranormal and talks loud enough you can hear him,unlike Ghost Hunters(TAPS).In the show he's acompianed by Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin(hillarious dude).He has a show called Ghost Adventures.He travels to locations and films the dusk till dawn lockdowns.Everything that happens to him is Raw..Extreame.BUT OMG HE'S SO SEXY!!
Zak Bagans is so SEXY!
by Zak'sDemonicAngel August 11, 2010
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Most amazing guy, a notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. He's good at making you laugh and altogether, fun to be around <3. He's damn sexy and smart. He is someone you will meet and never forget. He has the cutest hair and most amazing eyes that you cant literally stop staring at. His smile always brightens up the day. If you lucky enough to know him then ... damn you're lucky <3 Every day not spent with him can drag along like an endless railway track

He's Gf is the luckest girl in the world :0
by AnonSexyBeast July 26, 2011
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