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Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot 

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026