Your Forehead

The longest thing in the whole Entire planet

Person 1: bro nothing is longer than my pp
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma

by Srry cant he4r u September 2, 2021

go hoop your forehead

jail term, to hoop is to smuggle drugs or parphenelia into a jail. hoop your forehead is to suggest you smuggle your own head up your ass.

go fuck your hat, go hoop your forehead....hahaha

by dciece June 27, 2009

Balls On Your Forehead

1) When a negative aspect happens in ones life
2) sucks for you.

Balls on your forehead your out of marijuana.

by Staci ! May 14, 2008

place your forehead

A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.

This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.

So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.

by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial November 27, 2015

balls on your forehead

A friendly farewell amongst headbangers, similar to "have a great day" or "Live long and prosper".

It stems from the concept that if a male were to "bang" (i.e. have sexual intercourse with) someone's head, their balls would be on the person's forehead.

Instead of goodbye to your headbanger friend, say, "Balls on your forehead!"

by Bob Squash July 4, 2004