you swore

something someone says after someone tries to do something and fails

Jon: Hey dude, watch me do this cool skateboarding move.

*Falls on face*

Friend: YOU SWORE.

*Jon embarrassed*

by sarali December 29, 2007

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

you know the score

this term is used to tell someone they know what’s happening or another way of saying hello, typically used in britain

brit 1: wagwan, listen to this tune

brit 2: mad tune

brit 1: you know the score pal

by MAN7IC January 23, 2022