1. 1. A street name for cocaine often used in southern California, popularized in the San Fernando Valley.
Guy 1: Yo man i ran into tom yesterday, he was really weird, like really hyper and super talkative.
Guy 2: yeah i heard he was with scott and his friends, they had a big YBP in the mo mo on sepulveda. they were doing lines of Yolanda, he even banged that ashy white girl from the party.
Guy 2: yeah i heard he was with scott and his friends, they had a big YBP in the mo mo on sepulveda. they were doing lines of Yolanda, he even banged that ashy white girl from the party.
by FUGAZIYBP February 22, 2014
A girl that can pretend she’s sneaky but honestly knows everybody just saw what she did, is usually the spark of conversation which is feed by a Thomas (Grade A asshole) and can relate on many things.
by Luffy99 March 14, 2019
A Yolanda is a “Karen” who is from a Latin American country and has a thick accent that may or may come out when she’s angry.
Dude... I was at Century 21 waiting on line and this lady went crazy. She was all Yolanda saying “I want la manager ahora!!”
by DonFromTheBronx September 13, 2020
by spicy.spicy June 2, 2019
sexiest lady alive. breathe taking and very easy;) she’ll let you slap that dick all over her face on the first date. yolanda is usually tall with nice, long, tan, silky legs. the type of legs all guys would want to slide there hands up. boys, if you snatch a yolanda don’t let her go.
by yolandapierce June 26, 2018
A term / song created by hip hop artist Ke Turner that describes fake people. It was inspired by the tragic story of the famous Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla whose life was cut short by a supposed "close friend" Yolanda Saldivar.
1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times
1.: a person who is not true, real, or genuine in friendship: COUNTERFEIT, SHAM
2.: a person that you should keep out of your circle at all times
Why is your friend acting jealous of you like that? Be careful, they might be a Yolanda.
I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?
Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.
I see you out here doing it big, watch out for them Yolanda types, aight?
Keep all Yolandas out your circle, we don't need that fake love.
by keepitabean February 3, 2021
A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013