Yarnells Ice Cream

BEST ICE CREAM MADE IN ARKANSAS USA.
MADE FROM 1923-2011
The old man died of the company and then his kids sold the company and fired 7000 Employees.

Better the Blue Bell.

guy1: Hey dude have you tried this ice cream its SOO GOOD!

guy2: Yeah i did, did you know the company was shut down an there no longer making the product

guy1: WTF !!! WHY!! it was soooooo GOOD.

guy2: Tough luck.

guy1: I HATE YOU..... (SOBS)

guy2: Its okay, No one has any of it there probably all sold out.

guy3: Hey guys, i just bought like 13 boxes of yarnells ice cream.

guy1: (GUN SHOT) BANG BANG BANG, guy3 has died

guy2: WTH DUDE WTF IS WRONGE WITH YOU : calls 911

guy1 BANG BANG BANG shots fired. ITS MINE ITS BETTER THEN BLUE BELL AN METH.

Yarnells Ice Cream by Tyson Dave January 6, 2012

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

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Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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