Yard Nazi

A hired person who walks around school campuses, strictly, and wrongfully, enforcing rules which may or may not exist.

1. Mrs. King is a yard nazi. 2. Those yard nazi's are getting on my nerves...

Yard Nazi by Ryan Black December 31, 2003

Yard Nazi

A suburban neighbor who systematically overcuts the lawn,leaving a raised line of grass delimiting one's yard from the Yard Nazi's. Usually mows just before the neighbors, even before sunrise.

Life partner 1: "Dear, why are you in such a rush to mow?"
Life parneter 2: "I've got to beat the Yard Nazi."

Yard Nazi by LizzieLee December 3, 2006

Yard Nazi

Yard Nazi:
A person or persons that go over-board keeping their yard and gardens meticulous.
Spending at least 2 hours a day on yard work year around.
And/Or placings all types of yard decorations out to celebrate various holidays to accessive amounts.

My Yard Nazi neighbor mowed his grass for the 5th time this week!
Bill is such a Yard Nazi that his holiday display doubled his electric bill in December!

Yard Nazi by CheriePie October 25, 2007

Yard Nazi

A small ornamental statue in the form of a 1940's Nazi soldier. It is placed in the lawn or garden for decoration. Very similiar to garden gnomes.

Some members of Mrs. Jackson's garden club found her Yard Nazi to be a colorful, yet offensive addition to her outdoor decor.

Yard Nazi by Reverend Chaos January 2, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008