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Yapologist 

Someone who yaps so damn much they could make a career out of it
“And then I was like-“
“Shut the hell up. You’re a yapologist for Christ’s sake. D1 at yapping.”
Yapologist by Random_ahh October 2, 2023
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Yapologist 

Someone who doesn't know when to stop yapping
Stellen: I'm so gay my bitch is gay yada yada yada yada booga booga boo
Jackson: Stfu you Yapologist
Stellen: you best quit yapping before I suck your dick
Yapologist by Chris, October 8, 2023

yappologist 

bitch who won’t stop yapping
bro is a full time yappologist
yappologist by hasnendnrndn October 18, 2023

yappologist 

Someone who studies the art and science of yapping intensively; someone who yaps a lot to the point where they know much of the science and art of yapping.
P1: Why is P3 talking so much?
P2: It's because he's a professional yappologist.
P3: Yapping
yappologist by lmaolmao3500 October 23, 2023

yahoologist 

One that is adept at delving through and retrieving items oft valuable from yahoo archives much like an archeologist.
The experienced yahoologist discovered remnants of disapproved defs disapprovingly declined that strangely seemed valuable for some inexplicable reason he could not quite fathom.
yahoologist by Hercolena Oliver April 6, 2009

Yappologist

Someone (usually one with authority) who is exceptionally skilled at yapping and boring anyone out, even people with the best attention spans. They usually have something important to talk about, and usually end up speaking about something way off topic.
He's such a yappologist - he will turn any 10-second explanation into a full blown TED talk.
Yappologist by Abobbyaslan April 9, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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