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Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T 

you only live once unless your're a cat then you live nine times
Person A: you only live once
Person B: HAHA my cat lives nine times

Both: Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T

I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S

I want to kiss you a lot. Touch you all over. And lick you in your special spot.
Her: Hey boo
Him: I’m fine .. but you know what I.W.T.K.Y.A.L.T.Y.A.O.A.L.Y.I.Y.S.S

t o y o t a c o r o l l a 

t o y o t a c o r o l l a .
someone:what is dat?
me: T O Y O T A C O R O L L A

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B