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an individual or thing that is at a very basic and generic level of achievements.
His qualifications were very lame and xavel.
Xavel by XxSoundingChampionxX January 12, 2024
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The best person in the entire universe with a soft touch and a heart that loves with no brakes
The most genuine person on earth that keeps on caring no matter what. This person has a heart made of gold and I'll forever love my Xanelle so if you get blessed to meet one KEEP HER she is wife material and always will cheer you up. Such a loyal and nurturing person with a sense of humor that will never disappoint

Forever and Always she will be known as the sweetest soul
Xanelle is the best girlfriend in the entire world
Xanelle by Eric22 May 4, 2020

xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff 

The abbreviated form of the slamming death metal band "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus"
Dave: Hey what's the name of that death metal band you're going to see tonight?

Jason: xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff
Dave: Holy shit, what's that short for?

Jason: You might wanna sit down

Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

ultra-underground stuff for dank metalheads. It's a slamming brutal deathcore band which full name is "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure over His First Fresh Fetus"
+I listen to Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
- u mom gay

XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX

a retarded metal band with a retarded long name, it's literally just the XxX_FetusEater_XxX type of name.

the name means; Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.
guy1: hey its the metal band XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX
guy2: what the fuck did you just say
No words could possibly describe how cute/hot he is, totally talented with hiphop, jazz, ballet, soccer, handball, backflips off a rope and front flips too. Has got a dirty mind but reallllyy funny! Lots of friends and I mean lots. Loves the beach and getting into water sports like swimming, surfing ect.. Loves his family and friends. Loves girls checking him out, loves attention and speaking in front of an audience (always first to volunteer) Amazingly good at sports and adorably competitive! Digs girls who are good at sports! Some how steals every girls hearts who meet him and is likely to be the best bae ever!!!! So if u know a Xaver hold on to him cause these boys are very special
James: Smash or pass for Xaver?
Emily: Oh that boi but smaaaassh
James: Yeah Xaver is ligit
Xaver by Xaver Boys September 3, 2017

Xaverian Brothers High School 

A private all boys catholic school in Westwood, Massachusetts for boys grades 7-12 where all the hot preppy boys go. If they go there they’re either hot or think they’re hot and get girls from allll the surrounding towns bc they’re all whores
Girl 1 : OMG I met this guy last night at the Xaverian football game! He’s so hot!
Girl 2 : Don’t fall for him, he has 138 other girls in his snaps. If he goes to Xaverian he’s not someone you want to fw. Xaverian Brothers High School is not where you want to find a loyal guy.
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