The governor's daughter got caught trying to buy Xanax once again.
by John Felder December 11, 2003
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Probably the most potent benzo (anti-anxiety) drug out there. Must be taken with caution and great responsibility. It is very addicting, so the key is to use it in moderation. You can go up and talk to pretty much anyone and say almost anything with ease. It is good for parties and such, but you must first get a feel for the drug before doing or saying anything stupid. It also is a great tool for ADHD and studying, as it will get rid of any clouding. stress or illusions that are blocking your view.

So basically, you are disillusioned when taking and realize how much life up to age 18 with skills you have is pretty much worthless and predetermined; and realize just how messed-up and weird the world we live in really is.

Xanax turns off almost all of your emotions and helps you to access parts of your brain that are harder to access. You will realize how much most of society is an illusion and it's cultural influence is mostly irrelevant. It is similar to Marijuana in a way, only the major difference is, you have literally almost no emotions or fear, and the high is pretty small, and more like drinking alcohol and relaxing.
"I can't believe for most of my life I had to sit in a classroom being brainwashed to be a robot for 8 hours a day. They tell me --> What to think, what to do, when to do it, how to do it. What to think, what to do, when to do it, how to do it. What to think, what to do, when to do it, how to do it."

"After taking Xanax, I have finally learned to turn that mental block off and paint a perfect picture. And Mathematics is a breeze!"
by Charmouche December 16, 2016
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the drunk-drug; an intense feeling of derp, loosygooseyness, and relaxation; can be ingested via nose or taken like a regular pill
xanax, xannies, bars, schoolbus, bus, benzo

"Man she's so barred out!"
"Can you hook me up with sum school busses brah?!"
by ilovetap06 February 9, 2015
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anti-anxiety pill that has both positive and negative effects, can be a wonder durg for people who have very high anxiety ( like myself ) and also can be a nightmare because of the addiction factor. xanax makes me feel so good i want to take it all the time but at the same time i have done some pretty terrible stuff on it. the following is based on my personal experiences with xanax

positive:
- no anxiety
- euphoric state of mind
- feeling of superiority
- feeling of indestructability
- the ability to fall asleep whenever

negative:
- careless
- basically, removal of your conscience
- slow speech, slow movements
- desire to steal
- falling asleep while driving
- 10x stronger when combined with alcohol

My friends describe me as being a zombie while I'm on Xanax
by baraddict February 5, 2009
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A drug typically recommended or prescribed by therapists to treat anxiety issues. It's probably over prescribed and the professionals who do prescribe it seem to believe it's pretty harmless and about as addictive as alcohol; sometimes referred to as a wonderdrug with effects similar to valium but without the repercussions. Of course, these professional opinions are questionable as many medical professionals are in the pockets of large drug companies and it's hard to say which drugs, 20 years down the road, will be determined to be very harmful.

Furthermore, there seem to be plenty of addiction/overdose horror stories regarding the drug. But, judging from personal experience, if you don't have an addictive personality (particularly with drugs), you probably won't think Xanax is anything special (I hardly notice the effects aside from occasional sleepiness, will take it rarely, and won't have any problems. With the high number of commonplace issues for which this drug is prescribed (stress, anxiety, menstrual issues and sleeping problems to name a few), this drug is pretty easy to attain through a doctor and more people than you might think have a prescription. This drug is basically as benign or as dangerous as the person who uses it.
"I thought I felt different the first time I took a Xanax, but to be honest I can't really tell what it does... sometimes it makes me sleepy though."
by guy with a prescription December 11, 2007
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often referred to as "god's gift". basically, god got bored one day and decided to hook humans up with heaven on earth. i'm pretty positive that's how we got xanax.
"you know, i didn't USED to care about going to church, but i might reconsider... god really hooked us up with that xanax."

"bro, semester abroad was insane... i just walked around the whole time looking at cathedrals, twerped up on xans and listening to hella."
by dr. tounge October 23, 2008
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It is SUPPOSED to be used to treat moderate to severe anxiety disorders, panic attacks, and as an adjunctive treatment for anxiety associated with clinical depression. Like all the other entries for Xanax, talking about it is a deadly drug like heroin and meth. Thats only if you OD like a dumbshit cockstain. I take a bar at work and i feel fine and i am very hyper and it makes you not scared of nothing. You could come home with your house on fire and not even care. Until you sober up from it. It makes you not care and they should make it over the counter. I love them it's the greatest pill. You dont give a fuck about nothing. Hold on you don't give a fuck about giving a fuck.
Afraid of an airplane
Of a car swerving in the lane
Of a dark cloud too low
Or being swept away by the undertow
Of a building tumbling down
Of the train when it's underground
Of the icy mountain roads
We have to take to get to the show......

Take a Xanax!!!
by Stilts January 31, 2008
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