The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
by GetoutofLaramie April 13, 2007
Wyome: To be thought to be real, but are in fact nothing more than a hole in the space-time continuum through which billions of cattle fall through every second. An object that is wyome is typically created by the state in an attempt to coerce the population into blissful obedience in order to further some goal involving world domination. Examples of these objects include the so-called state Wyoming, the Moon, and Donald Trump's approval rating.
by syndicalist cattle herder April 30, 2019
Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.
by Tegabater September 20, 2007
by Lonewolf1337 January 20, 2011
P1"Dude, my dad's wyoming again."
P2"Bruh, that sucks. My dad wyomed three years ago."
P1"Lmaooo, you suck"
P2 then fucking dies
P2"Bruh, that sucks. My dad wyomed three years ago."
P1"Lmaooo, you suck"
P2 then fucking dies
by Collloser The Typer Boi November 28, 2021
by wasteofoxygen November 4, 2019