Wyatt Garcia 

The kid that stole Zoey Dickerson's heart!

UGH I'm so frickin jealous

Me: Do you know who Zoey Dickerson likes?
My friend: I think it was Wyatt Garcia
Me: AHH FRICK!

Wyatt Garcia by Ligma_balls273 April 29, 2022

Wyatt Garcia 

I will admit it now, this is the Wyatt I described before.
One thing, he needs to listen to hold me while you wait by Lewis Capaldi to understand how deep things run for me.
Another thing...

Wyatt is a nice kid. I love him no matter what he'll say. Swear word or not, he matters to me a lot. Wyatt reminds me of a lot of my friends, the good ones, and the bad.
No matter what he'll do, I can't let him go. He's a sweet kid, and if he likes another girl, I will let him go. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
Yes, this will come off as sappy, but I don't care. As long as he knows the truth.
Wyatt Garcia is the reoccurring daydream.
The reoccurring dream during the long sleepless nights.
Wyatt Garcia is someone who...
Cares about all of his friends, no matter their gender.
Knows how to be a really caring person, no matter the situation.

Plus he has some SEXY cowboy boots. :)

Wyatt Garcia may not like me...

But no matter what...

I love Wyatt Garcia.

-Zoey Dickerson

Wyatt Garcia by I_am_Zoey May 10, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016