Writer's Cock 

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

Writer's Cock by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

Writer's Cock 

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.

I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!

Writer's Cock by danthebananaman October 23, 2010

Writer's Cock 

When you are to horny to be able to form legitimate thoughts to write anything.

I couldn't write because I was stricken with writer's cock

Writer's Cock by Communist West December 9, 2012

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

Writer's cock block by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

Writers Cock 

When you are trying to write a paper but you can't because you're too horny and all you can think all you can think about is blowing your load.

"Did you finish the paper yet?"
"No, I have writers cock. I need to blow this load."

Writers Cock by J-Dog da boss. December 16, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019