Word Boner 

When you read something and get turned on by the description of the event or person

Joe: yo, did you read chapter six last night?
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!

Word Boner by the beached whale May 12, 2014

Word boner 

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

Word boner by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Word boner 

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

Word boner by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Word Boner 

When playing Scrabble, or a phone version of the game like Words with Friends, Wordfeud, etc. When you a.) use all your letters for the bonus or b.)use a combo or double and triple word scores for a high point total in one round or c.) when a friend tries to look smart and uses big words in an attempt to sound smarter.

a and b.) I just played QUIZ for a 60 point word boner!

c.) Tony- "Yo yo ma, can I exasperate you for one second?"

Matt- "Woah... Word boner alert"

Word Boner by Spngr98 December 27, 2010

Word Boner 

1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.

1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!

Word Boner by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014

Word boner 

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

Word boner by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Word boner 

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

Word boner by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020