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Woot o'clock 

The time (1 am EST) when Woot.com updates their website with a new Woot item for sale.
Whoa, it is woot o'clock, let see what good deal is for sale today before it sells out.
Woot o'clock by gavwookie September 3, 2009

woot-off 

Popular 'deal a day' website, woot.com, strays from its standard one item format about once a month bringing its customers many consecutive items. When one item sells out, it is replaced by another item almost immediately. This can go on for well over a day until it ends without warning, often with woot's infamous bag of crap!

A woot-off is signified by two flashing red lights below the item. As long as these lights are present, the woot-off is still going on.
David: "Great! I'm not getting any sleep tonight!"
Billy: "How come?"
David: "There's a woot-off going on! I HAVE to stay up!"
woot-off by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

Woot-Off Headache

A chronic pain beneath the skull brought on by constantly refreshing the screen during a Woot-Off, sometimes leading to violent seizures.
Dude - I have a splitting Woot-Off headache. But it was all worth it to score that frank-ass RC helicopter. Just wish I hadn't been flopping on the floor during the Bag-of-Crap.
Woot-Off Headache by SurveyJake March 26, 2009
A term for a gay Canadian male. Wootooms generally love playing pork swords and tummy sticks, spend a lot of time on internet chat boards, and get constantly owned. Wootoom's have been known to buy sports cars to make up for their small penis.
Wootoom is so geigh. That Wootoom needs to get a life. Wootoom will kill you if you are not careful. Wootoom loves to suck dick.

Wooton Park 

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.
For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick
Wooton Park by big phaz July 15, 2019
an absolute troglodyte who cranks that Soulja Boy WAY too much; to the point where medical officials have created a new disease called the "WooToo" disorder.
WooToo, stop cooming
WooToo by Jide_Olatunji July 1, 2020