woodstock skank 

dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided

This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.

She is a real woodstock skank down there.

Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.

woodstock skank by Napoleonic_maxim November 6, 2011

Woodstock High School 

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

Woodstock High School by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010

Woodstock High School 

God damn mother fucking cock ass stupid piece of shit.

You're such a woodstock high school.

Woodstock High School by THEPOUCHLESSMARSUPIAL September 30, 2016

woodstock high school 

a school named woodstock, whose mascott is a wolverine. woodstock football is amazing and etowah eagles suck wolverine .....=P

do you go to woodstock high school?
hell yea!!!

woodstock high school by no-one-knows! October 19, 2008

Woodstock High School (il) 

The best small town high school in America. Located in Woodstock, Il, about 400yards from the historical Woodstock square. WHS has tradition and history. They have a decent football team, a really good soccer team, and an above average volleyball team. They are fucking terrible at basketball and baseball. A notable alum of WHS is Lynn D. Stewart, who founded fucking Hooters.

bruh Woodstock High School (il) is gay
tf you’re gay bitch

Woodstock High School (il) by ballsackbigballs May 10, 2021

Woodstock Middle School 

A place full of dumbasses to the point it isn’t even funny. You got racist white teachers that are racist towards Hispanics & blacks for no fucking reason. You have me-ma who will harrass you for no reason & is older than the fucking bible. Also to add to that, this school is ghetto, has hella kids who smoke weed, vape, or have sex. Half of the school is either Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or a weirdass. Don’t send your child to Woodstock Middle School

A: Yeah my kid goes to Woodstock Middle School
B: Do you want your kid to commit suicide?
A: Yes

Woodstock Middle School by stopo May 8, 2022

Woodstock Union High School 

A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.

Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?

Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.

Woodstock Union High School by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015