wooden tampon

When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.

Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"

Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"

Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"

Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"

by Derrick Snow May 4, 2007

Wooden toaster

Me and nathan

Submit the wooden toaster

by A wooden toaster zombie November 13, 2019

wooden jesus

Jesus, only made of wood

Wooden Jesus is my Wooden savior.

by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007

wooden shoe

Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.

A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"

by Hansel VanEnema January 23, 2007

Wooden asshole

An asshole made of wood.

Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.

by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011

wooden suit

Slang term for a coffin.

"Don't go down to the dock tonight unless you want to get fitted for a wooden suit." (i.e. don't go down there unless you want to end up in a coffin.)

by clay sails February 8, 2006

wooden spoon

A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.

Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.

by hack314 February 11, 2007