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Binky the wonder dog

Binky is an amaginary dog created out of utter boredom in 1992 at Vitos III in Toledo, Oh.- He is half Chihuahua, half Malamute, half Weimariner- He's a whole 'lotta dog.- He also has a hare lip, with the resultant "mark, mark" heard when he wants attention. His presence at Vitos nearly caused the co-owner to go insane, and nearly got her a food safety violation- his water and food dish were in the back room.
He still can be found every once in a while, usually in the vicinity of Matt M. at Vito's I
"Hey man, you just stepped on Binky the wonder dog!"
"What?, where is he?"
"Mark, Mark, Mark"
"Oh, there he is. I'm sorry Binky."
"Grr...Marrrrk"
"Would you idiots get back to work!"

Clanless Wonderdog 

Heroic person with exceptional gaming talents. Frequently found helping the crapper team win by means of exceptional feats of general amazingness.
"Holy crap! Did you see that flag cap! That was worthy of Phil The Clanless Wonderdog man!"
Clanless Wonderdog by Philberticus September 29, 2003

Wonderdog Slam 

When you grab someones penis and drag it all the way to the heater and slam it on at full blast and make it burn.
Touch me again and I will give you a wonderdog slam!

wonderdog 

The Wonderdog is favoured.
wonderdog by Brian February 24, 2003

Wonderdog 

I saw two chicks walk out of the bathroom, and I knew that on had just wonderdogged the other when I saw her cape.
Wonderdog by Superman Dat Hoe January 8, 2008

wonderogu 

Broke Retard that flex's Semis and has no self confidence and is scared of Black people because his bully is a black female.
Yoooo, sikeBradley is a WonderOGU
wonderogu by jfoieofroowr August 16, 2017