when you’re screwing a man and you yell “witches finger” while slightly bending your finger and making circular motions while going towards his asshole with acrylic nails on. Then yelling “yeeheehee” like a witches cackle while inserting finger into his asshole.
“oh dude my dude witches fingered me in the middle of a BJ yesterday. shit was crazy!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."