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Witches finger 

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.
Witches finger by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

Witches Finger 

When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional
Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.

Witches finger 

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Witches finger by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

Witches Finger

when you’re screwing a man and you yell “witches finger” while slightly bending your finger and making circular motions while going towards his asshole with acrylic nails on. Then yelling “yeeheehee” like a witches cackle while inserting finger into his asshole.
“oh dude my dude witches fingered me in the middle of a BJ yesterday. shit was crazy!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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