Witches Finger

An unusually large and gnarly clitoris

she had a really offputting witches finger

by luckyeleven July 2, 2011

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

Witches Finger

When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional

Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.

by GoongaGaLunga July 3, 2018

Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.

Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!

by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019