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Wishboner

Males fantasizing and wishing they could have sexual contact with another male or female resulting in a boner.
Dude, Alexis just walked by and I popped a major wishboner.
by XxRIFExX August 17, 2010
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wishboneing

The state or feel of desiring sexual progression/action with an individual; wanting some; wanting more.
"She cuddled with him for two hours last night. They were so wishboneing!"

"I just kept looking at his hot body. I was majorly wishboneing."

" We've been kissing for a while noe, just hooking up, on and off. Man am I wishboneing. I want all of his body and I want it now."

" My boyfriend's been gone for a month now. I am harcore wishboneing."
by Delpiore June 21, 2008
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wishboned it

to watch the show "Wishbone" instead of doing required reading.
Did you read the "Tale of Two Cities?"

Naw man I wishboned it
by Lurchy Lurch August 17, 2006
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Wishbone

v. A prank pulled on a friend that involves two people sneaking up on the person and each grabbing a different leg. Both pull forcefully in different directions like one would on a wishbone from an Thanksgiving turkey. This causes severe pain the the groin and loins.
"Hey man, whats wrong?" James asked Henry who was rubbing his groin in a painful manner.
"I just got wishboned!"
by Stephen October 27, 2004
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wishbone

1. a forked bone in front of the breastbone in a bird consisting chiefly of the two clavicles fused at their median or lower end.

2. football formation, a variation of the T formation in which the halfbacks line up farther from the line of scrimmage than the fullback does.
Willis and Arnold broke the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner.

If I were a football coach I would run the wishbone.
by rome clone December 1, 2004
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wishbone

A woman on top gently riding her man's cock after he came because the sex is so hot she doesn't want to stop. But he can't keep up.
I wanted to keep going, but he needed to rest first, so I kept myself busy doing some wishbone. Wishes do come true!
by isadorable February 28, 2015
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Wishbone

By rolling two blunts together as one creates the "Wishbone" (A bone you wish you can smoke all the time). Using Game brand blunts have better results. Slang terms include, Wishboning, Pole Vaulting, and Phoning Home.
I could really go for a wishbone right about now, Yo you wanna go Pole Vaulting tonight?, Hey freddy you wanna phone home lata? Nahh i cant i have no service...
by Kill Bill January 6, 2009
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