by Doug Shwartz June 15, 2022
When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023
The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
Jake surreptitiously positioned himself for an Inky's Wish as the aggressive ticket collector approached.
by the big horse January 13, 2012
When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 16, 2022
When you put a dollar in a strippers G-String and slip your finger in their butt and hope she likes it and doesn't tell the bouncer .
by TheDoomGuy211 January 6, 2021
I wish she would accept me to be in your life as a friend who will give you sincere care, emotional support or motivate you. I wish everyone would "accept" the situation, my heart as is, my feelings, and my care toward you. Give care to you like-my-child (I don't have children) without anybody judging me, making me feel guilty.
- Taking care.
- Giving gentleness.
- Protecting
- Nurturing
- Listening to deep secrets that you cannot share with anyone else.
Who would believe me when I say I just want to be there siliently to give, not take?
Who would believe me that I don't have any motives, bad intentions?
Who would believe that someone's like me actually exist?
Who would understand me, the REAL me and let me be me, At.All?
Who would?
Nobody.
That's the reality.
- Taking care.
- Giving gentleness.
- Protecting
- Nurturing
- Listening to deep secrets that you cannot share with anyone else.
Who would believe me when I say I just want to be there siliently to give, not take?
Who would believe me that I don't have any motives, bad intentions?
Who would believe that someone's like me actually exist?
Who would understand me, the REAL me and let me be me, At.All?
Who would?
Nobody.
That's the reality.
A Hopeless Wish that would never come true without any severe damages in this lifetime.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 06, 2022
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 06, 2022
by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023