Wirt 

One of the main characters in the 2014 animated TV show over the garden wall. Wirt is between around five and six feet tall, has brown hair, is thin, and wears a blue cape with a red pointy hat. He is a rather anxious high schooler fond of poetry who is lost in the unknown and trying to get himself and his brother Greg home. Also one of the names of Greg’s frog, who’s name was eventually changed to the permanent name of Jason Funderberker.

“Who is that in the show you’re watching? The boy with the blue cape and pointy red hat?”
“Oh! That’s Wirt from Over the Garden Wall!”

Wirt by Applebee’s October 13, 2020

Wirt 

An super amazing, awesome, and funny guy. He can make you smile just by sending you a simple hello. They brighten your day every time you see them, and they are very artistic. He is so cooool.

person 1 : bro do u know wirt???
person 2 : yeah that super cool guy??
person 1: yeah!!!
person 2: omg i love wirt!!

Wirt by amongusballssss November 11, 2021

wirt 

Worker Intended for Repair and Troubleshooting.

We need that wirt to come here and fix those machines.

wirt by yawgom February 28, 2005

Wirt 

Nasty body grease and grime that builds up on the skin of white men who wish to be black which these people are referred to as wiggers. This grease and grime as hence wigger dirt which combined makes wirt.

EX: That white dude who's got the fad and the three quarter jeans with holes who is always taking pictures next to gas pumps has so much wirt.

Wirt by NagzRedd October 13, 2020

Wirt 

The smallest county in West Virginia. Not the worst, but a close 2nd. The local seat, Elizabeth, actually imports the crackheads from other places by building even more section 8 housing in a town with no jobs. Riding the busted up roads actually feel better than the screwing you get as a parent when everything your kids learns is 10 years behind the rest of America's schools. The road crews are just as lazy as the bloodhound on the front porch, if you even have one. Riding in the holler on your 4 wheeler is the most exciting thing you can do other than sitting at the gas station and watching drug deals take place, in the open, across the street at the welfare office after hours.

Person 1: " Where do you live?"
Person 2: " Out in Wirt county."
Person 1: "Didn't a man that shot his wife's lover run for sherriff there?"
Person 2: "Yes but he lost."
Person 1: "oh, that's right, the dude who only drives around in his truck and makes one deputy do all of the work, and refuses to work past 5, that dude won again. Man Wirt county can really put out some fine people."

Wirt by Klmammy May 7, 2018

William Wirt 

literally the ghettoest school ever

person#1:Yo Jay you go to William Wirt?

Jay:Hell yea

person#1: That ghetto ass school

William Wirt by ___duster November 17, 2022

Wirtual 

When you choke so hard a run, that others have to record/clip that moment because how bad it was

I'm going to pull a Wirtual

Wirtual by jnic July 4, 2020