An actress who has been in movies such as Bobby, Sky High (the best), Black Christmas, and Make it Happen. She's totally smoking hot and has an awesome rack.
I heard Andrew had a thing for Mary Elizabeth Winstead. She's awesome!
by AndrewRoss January 28, 2008
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An alternative South Park with Eric Cartmen (the fat one) being given the non stopping death sequences instead of Kenny McCormick (the broke kid (also loves NASCAR) ) Including the death that Carmon Winstead had when she was drowned in a river by highschoolers Eric Cartmen (the fat one if you haven’t been paying attention) receives this death on an unknown season and episode.
Hey you heard of Cartmen Winstead?

What? Who the fuck is Cartmen Winstead

Uh the fat kid who gets the death penalty in every episode of South Park

Isn’t that Kenny?

No you dumbfuck!
by rockyybalbonerr June 9, 2022
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hey did you hear what Dylan Winstead did with jhon doe?
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someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright
august winstead is amazing!
by Carter Wood July 5, 2011
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