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bag wink 

The act of lifting one's ball sack and flashing your butthole at another person.
My girlfriend was bitching about me clipping my toenails naked in bed, so I bag winked her and told her to go get me a sandwich.
bag wink by donkey thong 69 February 2, 2014

windy bagel 

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)
David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me