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The Wanders 

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
The Wanders by Luke Warm October 21, 2008

Whilander 

Half White and Half Islander. When a full white man or woman make love to a full island man or woman. They shoot out damn gorgeous Whilanders!
Person #1- Hey I like your skin color your tan, are you hispanic?
Person #2- Fuck no! I am Whilander! You people always ask me that shit!

Daddy White, Momma Islander OR
Momma White, Daddy Islander
Whilander by CoconutDre January 8, 2011

Wandersong 

A musical platforming adventure game with an emotional story. Play as a silly bard and use music to interact with everything on a journey around the world. Along the way you'll explore, solve puzzles, and meet a huge cast of characters!
Generic gamer dude: "Hey have you heard about Wandersong?"
Wandersong by OwUwO June 23, 2020

geert wilders 

'more or less marocan?' ~geert wilders
geert wilders by JSIDHUDF EF November 3, 2017
Redneck Version of "Windows". The glassy things that you can normally see through that fill in some of the big holes in the walls of you house or mobile home. The other things are called doors.
Cletus cleaned the winders to ours new trailer.
winders by Brian November 5, 2003

wilderstead 

A homestead that extends into the surrounding wilderness
I am about to go foraging for mushrooms on the wilderstead.
wilderstead by vacuit October 23, 2019