The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.
"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"
by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019
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