A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
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Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.
-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.
by Reliable guy June 16, 2022
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Pranker: Hey is your dishwasher running

Guy: You mean my wife
by Epppppiccc_man June 4, 2019
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A woman who steals money from men after gaining there trust in marriage
My, wife you’ve stolen all the money!
by Seventhstud January 24, 2022
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