wide spread panic 

knock off of Phish, mainly listened to by red neck frat guys.

wide spread panic by Anonymous August 27, 2003

wide-spread panic 

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

wide-spread panic by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.

Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!

Widespread Panic by pinklady May 13, 2005

widespread panic

heaven; funkin' wagnall; blast off 2004; tatered; beanland; dance station central; best time of your life...

Widespread Panic are the best good time party subculture band in my opinion.

I'm a spreadhead

widespread panic by Alecs Cook August 31, 2003

Widespread Panic

Any situation where you are legs and/or cheeks akimbo and feel sudden terror, for example:

- you are getting fucked by the gardener when your psychopathic mobster husband comes home early

- the shit you are taking is so wide, long and dry you fear it might split your ring open and/or drag out some colon with it

- two guys hold you bent over a table while a third kicks your legs open in preparation for the gang that's about to ass rape and possibly kill you

- the glass jar you put up your ass for a sexual thrill suddenly breaks under the pressure

Dude have you seen one guy, one jar? Now THAT'S widespread panic.

Widespread Panic by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011