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Ay my whitter
Whitter by Senior Blimpatron January 11, 2019
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Whitter is short for fuckwit, meaning a stupid or contemptible person (often used as a general term of abuse)
Mate you are being a bit of a whitter
Whitter by AngryBogan October 4, 2018

whitter-whatter 

A person who chitter chatters pointlessy. Old Scottish.
When ance their tongues gang whitter-whatter
whitter-whatter by Xeroman January 31, 2016

Whitetrashistan 

the republic if Whitetrashistan was established with the opening of the first trailer park in 1889. Whitetrashistan predominately includes the Southern region of the United States but has not yet been recognized as a true nation.

The gross national product is $12/hour when the wives are working hard on the corner. Although they claim to share the common English language with Americans, their speech is incoherent.

The dying words of every citizen are, "watch this!"
Whitetrashistan by Rick James Bitch February 2, 2005
Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.
Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010
British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?

It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
witter by JG El Supremo January 11, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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