white sock

A civil servant or lowly paid employee of a major corporation. Designed to make simple tasks such as paying bills or applying for services more difficult than they actually are.
These people only wear white socks, as they are too poor or uneducated to be able to present themselves properly.

Applying for any government service, and having to fill out 5 forms when 1 will do. Then a month later when you enquire as to how you application is going, you have to re-apply as they inform you that you filed the wrong forms. You have been white socked!

by Edward McKay March 15, 2007

white sock

when a guy is buttfucking a chick and he pulls out real fast and rips out the lining of the chick's ass.

the meaning of the word and the word have nothing in common, besides the fact that they are synonymous.

If i gave a chick a white sock, i'd be screwed forever since no one would let me buttfuck them again.

by reynolds is a fag March 22, 2005

White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."

by Tenorman December 4, 2010

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

White sock black sock

When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on

I see you’re white sock black sock is on! Want to get it on

by Dadontayte April 27, 2021

Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.

My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!

by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021

white socks

Code word for cocaine. Alias for when you don't want everyone and their mama to know when your trying to get the hook up on some cocaine. Another way of keeping your sack a secret amongst a bunch of free loading suckas!!

Q: What's up with that game today?

A: What game you talking about?

Q: That freaking white socks game bro?

A: Oh that game, the score is off the hook!

by Sir Charles September 24, 2007