White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry April 15, 2016
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by KTTheScammer December 15, 2018
Get the White Boy Syndrome mug.A charming male, usually around 6'6", that has been blessed with irresistible looks. Usually has eyes that are so deeply blue you could drown in them, facial hair that's as soft as a pillow, and posseses a tranquil personality. Throughout recent years, scientist have studied closely the likelihood of being born with White Boy Syndrom (commonly abbreviated as WBS). They've concluded that out of the current world population, which is currently estimated to be roughly around 7 billion, that only one adult male residing in southern California has been diagnosed with this WBS. Wayne Rogers is his name. When scientist first discovered Wayne they were in awe. "Goddamn, this man right here is a gift from God" - Scientist.
by Diagnosed with WBS September 17, 2019
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He sexually releases way too fast before his partner. He is way too excited or can't control himself. Unable to slow his sexual pace down with his partner.
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He sexually releases way too fast before his partner. He is way too excited or can't control himself. Unable to slow his sexual pace down with his partner.
He: Ummm..I'm going to cum!
She: We just started!
He: Ugghhh .....
She: (silent)....what just happened?
He: I don't know....I'm sorry. It was so wet.
She: You have WBS, white boy syndrome.
He: what? What is that?
She: Take your time, you are too excited. Get to know the body and master it. Dont just fuck. Make love.
He: If I do this ...then what?
She: You will become a professional and not a typical white boy who can't handle amazing pussy! 😇
She: We just started!
He: Ugghhh .....
She: (silent)....what just happened?
He: I don't know....I'm sorry. It was so wet.
She: You have WBS, white boy syndrome.
He: what? What is that?
She: Take your time, you are too excited. Get to know the body and master it. Dont just fuck. Make love.
He: If I do this ...then what?
She: You will become a professional and not a typical white boy who can't handle amazing pussy! 😇
by ManwithAmind March 9, 2021
Get the White Boy Syndrome mug.A brown girl who grew up in the West with western schooling, western outlook but brown conservative parents and an eastern sub community . She is confused about her life choices because she is perpetually exposed to western values and all she can do is live by her eastern upbringing. As an adult she seeks the same thing. A charming, cute, funny white boy and she looks for him in brown men because only they can have the parents blessings. All she seeks is the cute white guy in a brown skin.
My cousin in the US is not yet married because she does not find brown guys interesting, funny or intellectual. I think she is suffers from white boy syndrome. She keeps comparing every guy to her last two boyfriends - Jack and Michael.
by Chutzpah88 November 1, 2020
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